Stats don't lie

I like 90% of all chocolates - and peoples, I am fairly sure that I could eat 100% of this chocolate pie chart.



D is afraid that all my teeth are going to fall out because I am quite fond of candy. Damn these craggy Korean teeth...they are cavity magnets.

But this chocolate pie chart represents math, and math is good for you, therefore the chocolate pie chart is good for you! See, it's all in how you present the issue -- if A=B and B=C, then A=C! I am a genius...